Most Valuable Cardinal (AKA Wait, What?): Kyle Lohse, .326 WPA Most Valuable Tiger: Brayan Villarreal, .209 WPA Least Valuable Cardinal: Allen Craig, -.275 At Least He’s Not Allen Craig: Miguel Cabrera, -.117
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