I’m not sure what Gerald Laird is doing here. Hell, I don’t think Gerald Laird is sure what Gerald Laird is doing here. 16 hits, 10 runs, and a snapped losing streak are apparently not thrilling enough for Laird this evening.
By consuming the contents directly to the left of these very words you are currently reading you are fully admitting that you are here of your own accord and agree to accept every ounce of liability for all possible, and most likely probable, damage done to your delicate cerebral cortex.