On Saturday evening, thoughts of Pitchers and Catchers officially reporting dancing in my head, I was struck with the idea to interview the ever popular @PhilCokesBrain on the subject. After all he is a brain and generally seen as a handle that needs to be at the top of his game. Thankfully, his brain has not grown to large yet and he (it?) was cordial enough to grant me an interview about his brain being in the best shape of it’s life:
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@WalkoffWoodward ya know, i’m just takin’ it one tweet at a time,wanna tweet hard each day, support my tweetmates
— Phil Coke’s Brain (@PhilCokesBrain) February 19, 2012
@WalkoffWoodward I just gotta stay aggressive and tweet my game. Let the tweets come to me.
— Phil Coke’s Brain (@PhilCokesBrain) February 19, 2012
@WalkoffWoodward just tryin’ to put my best tweet forward and not take anything for granted.
— Phil Coke’s Brain (@PhilCokesBrain) February 19, 2012
@WalkoffWoodward I try not to put too much pressure on myself. just focus on preparation and let the tweets take care of themselves.
— Phil Coke’s Brain (@PhilCokesBrain) February 19, 2012
I concluded by thanking the Brain for his time and proclaimed that he was twitter gold.
This is of course satire and in no way shape or form (even brain form) represents the real Phil Coke (unless of course the handle really is Phil Coke and he’s just not ready to entrust us with that powerful knowledge).
