Wally Newman

Tigers Playfully Dismiss Astros in Base Ball Contest

Ah, the Houston Astros. Baseball’s answer to the guy you know who never keeps a job but doesn’t get evicted, somehow. Somebody out there’s gotta be helping him get by, pay the bills, look like a real person. That person doesn’t exist for the venerable Astros, who are now 10-29 after a punchless performance in [...]

Prince Fielder (and the Tigers) Crush Yankees on Opening Day

Opening Day. Ah, it’s like a holiday. Like Christmas. Like opening your presents in front of your mom and dad. Like getting something better than your jerk brother who always steals your football. What a jerk. Prince Fielder’s a present. He’s a big, hulking present, wrapped in gold sparkly wrapping and the coolest most expensive [...]

Tigers sign Jose Valverde to minor league deal

Tigers sign Jose Valverde to minor league deal

Sources this morning indicated the Tigers and former closer Jose Valverde have reached an agreement on a minor league contract.     Personally, I don’t see this as a big deal because he’s not going to be immediately promoted (I assume) and if he’s recovered, he can probably help the team. Twitter is losing its [...]

Tigers and Justin Verlander agree to contract extension through 2019 with vesting option for 2020

Tigers and Justin Verlander agree to contract extension through 2019 with vesting option for 2020

I love this city & the fans – couldn’t be more excited to spend my career here! We’re going to bring a World Series to Detroit!!! — Justin Verlander (@JustinVerlander) March 29, 2013 The Tigers have announced the move we’ve all been waiting for, a Justin Verlander extension, and it’s huge. Sources have indicated the [...]

Tigers Release Brennan Boesch, World Literally Stops on Axis

Earlier today, the Tigers released All-Star, Gold glove winning, perennial MVP candidate RF Brennan Boesch in a questionable, baffling move in an off season full of them. I couldn’t even type that with a straight face. Sorry. Is this move really worthy of an entire blog post? Maybe, maybe not. Who cares? It’s the internet, man. We [...]

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